What does the world
think of us in
Q: I was in
A: Yes, and you will still
have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Can you give me some
information about hippo racing in
A: A-fri-ca
is the big triangle shaped continent south of
Q: Can you send me the
Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (
A: Aus-tri-a is that
quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget
it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross,
straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Please send a list of
all doctors in
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes
are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about
a famous animal in
A: It's called a Drop
Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains
of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself
with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Which direction is
North in
A: Face south and then
turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the
directions.
Q: I have developed a new
product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it
in
A: Anywhere significant
numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can I wear high heels
in
A: You are a British
politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets
in
A: No, we are a peaceful
civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Do you have perfume in
A: No, We don't stink.
Q: Do you celebrate
Christmas in
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Can you tell me the
regions in
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
